Guys my uncle works at Ubisoft Thailand, he broke his NDA just for me and told me all about the new AC game they're developing, but take all I'm going to say with a huge grain of salt anyway because I don't trust the fucker.
Either way, the name of the game is Assassins Breed, a play on the words "Assassin's Creed". It's a real-time dating sim coming to next-gen systems, and they're going to port it to every system that comes afterwards as well, because this game is supposed to last longer than any Ubisoft title to date. Features are:
-Character creation menu with heavy RPG elements (classes, attributes etc.)
-Everywhere in the world (and some extraterrestrial locations) are available as spawn points
-16x the detail and 4x the map size of Odyssey
-Takes place in whatever historical era you want, this will determine what server you'll be connecting to
-Always online to prevent those pesky pirates
-Game starts with character entering puberty
-Purpose of the campaign is to get laid
-Boob physics for the first time in the AC series
-Hidden blade is coming back, this time as a sex toy add-on though
-Pregnancy, infertility and STD mechanics
-Seems to borrow a lot from the Super Seducer games in parts
-Campaign can be completed in single player, co-op and multiplayer
-Many easter eggs, references and little nods to older Ubisoft games
-Will have post-launch DLC and support until Ubi can fund their next proper game
-Release date is 20th April 2069
-Retail price 69$, reason for the additional cost is, as my uncle puts it, "Assassin's Greed"
[Satire, in case it wasn't obvious from the get-go]
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