Friday, December 28, 2018

Satisfactory Game Alpha Q & A

Will answer questions the best that I can.

I cannot post screenshots or videos due to watermarks in-game, so please don't request them.


Thursday, December 20, 2018

Possible GTA VI Vice City map.

https://i.imgur.com/jtlDvyZ.jpg

It can be found on twitter searching #GTAVI - https://twitter.com/9teen8E5

There was also that rumor from earlier in the year that GTA VI was codenamed Project Americas and would be set in Vice City and South America.


Monday, December 17, 2018

Brilliant

Cheers for the news dump, this shits insane.

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Saturday, December 15, 2018

The Division 2 Alpha Test info dump

Didnt know where else to post this.

The Division 2 alpha "leaks":

Some things that were default in 1, are now have to be unlocked. But its very easily and fast. I played a few hours of the Alpha and almost have unlocked everything. These unlockables consist of: -Extra Xp from accolades -Extra grenade/armor plate(new medkit)/inventory slots/stash slots -New weapon mods and such

Base stash is 140. With everything unlocked its 230. Inventory with everything unlocked i think goes around 150 slots? Im writing all this from memory sry. The island on the left is part of the map. Its for level27 to 30. West DZ is right above it. Loadouts are back, maximum 6. Side missions are well done, feel like main missions(but shorter) aka actual nicely done missions. When you pick up something it shows it on the bottom left corner of the screen, its very small and barely visible. That was a terrible decision imo. I really hope to change it. Lot of times i pick up stuff and have no idea what i just picked up. Division 1 did this better with showing it right above the looted box.

Lots of new materials, random events, control points you can take over and call AI support for(they actually fight, once they mounted a minigun and shot the shit out of the enemies.) PVP is now called "Conflict". Couldnt the NPC there. There are 3 Dark Zone areas, 1 East, 1 West and 1 South. In the Alpha you can enter the East DZ. There will be bounties, not sure whats those. New HVTs maybe? You can matchmake for Random Acivity, Random Main Mission, Random Bounty, Open world exploration, DZ and "Answer the Call" i guess its the call backup feature but you get Players instead of AI to help at control zones.

Clans are here, you can easily create or join one, with their own logos and stuff. Its offline but i think they will provide bonuses too like in Dedstiny. You can set a lot of different things for clan and their search preferences: -how often you play(daily, weekdays etc) -relaxed/focused/hardcore -pve/pvp/both -language -region

There are 4 enemy factions i know of: -1 the foam-tools True Sons you already know( havent encountered them yet i think, or the foam guys at least) -1 cleaner-like fire enemies with tanks on their back and such -1 "nomad" like enemies with shields and bows, they actually fun to fight because bows are silent and harder to spot them -1 poison gas enemies, i think they are called Hyenas Doubt there is more.

Healthsponginess so far is in a perfect spot. Shotguns feels amazing and powerful. But so do other guns. Mind that this is low level gameplay, we have to wait for the full game to see if they can keep this up for endgame or they gonna go Division1 route again and have everything just full of healthsponges with insane DMG output in the endgame. I like the new movements, agents move faster and more fluid through obstacles(parkour/climbing). I really hope they wont nerf this movement speed, it feels good. Combat against AI feels good, yes they die easier and feels easier but you die also easier, they have actual AI and flank and use their own gadgets on you. Feels refreshing and engaging compared to the boring and dumb AI in Destiny or Anthem. Really all they have to do is not go for huge healthsponges again like in Div1.

If you are in cover, you get accuracy buff. (might for LMGs only, thats where i noticed first, but it was VERY noticable) The 8 player is supposedly post-release free DLC, based on in game menu, which also tells you that you need to be Lvl30 and World Tier 5 for it, so World Tiers are back.

New enemy armor system is great. If you for example, shoot of the chest armor of the big guy, you can damage his HP directly with chest shots. You dont have to take down all the armor like in Div1, just destroy 1 part minimum and shoot there.

Gear: You can get brand gearset pieces pretty much from level 1. Gear mods are back, they can buff Skills, HP/ELE/Armor and guns(ie: critical damage) Crafting is back, you can craft gear and mods just like before.(kinda dont get the weapon mods part, they said that they will be all unlocked and fixed for all weapons?) You get a profiency cache every level up from lvl1.

There are 8 skills. Turret Seeker Mine Chem Launcher Hive Drone Shield Pulse Firefly (looks like a drone but with wings)

Skills also have multiple mod slots that you can equip mods to.

List of new guns or old guns but changed i found: -MPX is no longer exotic -AA12 is no longer exotic, also a beast -MDR no longer exotic -FAL is now full auto, feels great -M16A2 burst fire rifle(i wish we rather had a full auto A1 or A3 or a semi auto A2/A4) -AUG A3 assault rifle(full auto) -probably new pistols too, i havent paid much attention to those

M1A is now Rifle category. Which is the new "burst fire" category if its a semi auto, because its probably garbage then. Because the M1A has terrible accuracy bloom even after 1 shot, plus the accuracy by default is shit. For example, Dragunov which is in the Marksman Rifle(aka Sniper) category is way better for sustained fire, despite supposedly being a sniper. Basically if you were using it in Div1 but with way worse base accuracy. Burst fire M16 is nice and accurate but i hate burst-fire guns so thats all i can say about it, didnt really use it because of that.

If you have a long range scope on, you cant not-use it. ACOG you can switch between scope and shoulder. All marksman rifles come with a scope mode by default.

Appearance: Characters were RNG chars for the Alpha. No more jackets, or at least that appearance slot is gone. Every other one from 1 is back including patches and masks. New customization slots: Trophies, Glasses, Outfits, Poses. All default emotes from 1, plus Macarena dance.

Performance is far from optimal, i have a high-end PC and it cant hold stable 60fps everywhere on high. Nothing horrible, but i would definitely expect better from it, considering its pretty much the same as Division 1. Though this Alpha actually feels like an alpha, from visual and other bugs and bad object placements, mapping errors and such compared to Anthem Alpha which felt like a locked down buggy version of the complete game. Game looks like Div1 but summer, still very beautiful. There will be an actual photomode this time? There is an option in game settings for not leaving photomode when getting attacked.

So far an amazing improvement over Division 1. I dont doubt this will have more thing to do by base compared to 1, even with the Raid only coming post-release. RNG events while explore the city, bounties and other stuff we dont even know about. The Alphal lets you see 3 districts and 1 DZ district. The full game will have 13 district and 3 DZ districts. Havent seen the new gearsets, or even the specializations. I barely scracthed the surface and its huge. Anyone who said this gonna be a Dedstiny 2 is an idiot, because from the E3 gameplay alone you could tell they actually worked a lot on this and listened to the community in a lot of things, unlike Bungie who also sells you gamefixed for $60 and more. A lot of changes you see in the Div2 are all were highly requested and/or suggested by the community. Havent see a horse yet. Deers are in.

I just wish DMC5 released sooner so i would have more time between these 2 amazing games. Also Capcom, put in Vergil as playable ffs.


Sunday, November 25, 2018

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Sunday, October 21, 2018

Fortnite bus driver theory

In fortnite one can only survive and that one will be the Bus Driver.


Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Harry Potter game leak taken down?

I saw the leaked Harry Potter game footage on here last night and now it isn’t here. Am I just dumb or is it gone and if so that is interesting. Making me think that it is for sure real. Either way I think it is bc that trailer was too in-depth and detailed to be faked but that’s just my thoughts.


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Friday, September 7, 2018

Saturday, August 11, 2018

Harry Potter Hogwarts Mystery Hack & Cheats - GET Coins & Gems For FREE ...

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Thursday, July 26, 2018

Fortnite Android Release Date

Was going to post on the Fortnite sub but they don't allow posts about the Android version.

So, you guys get to know first, all 8.9k (at the moment) of you.

The Android version of Fornite will be released on the 24th of August, and will be preinstalled on the Samsung Note 9, which will also be available on that date (though it won't be officially announced until August 9th).

I can't/won't provide evidence to back up my claims due to how I learned these details, but I'd at least like to make this post for a "you saw it here first" type of thing. Of course, whether or not you believe me is up to you, but I'm personally very excited for it.


Monday, July 2, 2018

Gaming channel

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Sunday, June 3, 2018

funny jokes

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Q: What happened to the pirate when his wooden leg caught fire?

A: He got burnt to the ground.

What subject are pirates best at at school?

Arrrrt.

How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast?

Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.

What do you call a pirate with two eyes, two hands and two legs?

A beginner.

What does the pirate say when he steps on a Lego?

Arrrrrgh!!! It always struck me as odd that the Pirates of the Caribbean DVD had a piracy warning… To err is human.

To arr is seriously pirate.

Why are pirates such eager readers of the Playboy?

Because of the arrrticles.

Oh no, sir, I said pirate ship. What on Earth would possess me to call you a pile of shit?!

How do pirates communicate with each other?

With an Aye phone. What were the pirate’s words when he blew out the candles on his 80th birthday cake?

Answer: Aye matey!

What is regularly given to the sea around 8 am, if the digestion is right?

The captain’s log. How do pirates know that they are pirates? - They think so, therefore they arrr.

What is a pirate’s favorite movie?

Booty and the Beast. (But it is arr-rated.)

Why don’t the Chinese make very good pirates?

Because they’re not very strong in the ‘Arrrr!’ department.

How did Captain Hook died?

Multiple stabbings. He got a bad case of an itchy rash.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?

A bird that will talk your head off.

How did Capitan Hook die?

He got distracted and wiped his butt with the wrong hand.

In case his ship is sunk, every pirate carries a bar of soap with him at all times.

You know, to wash him ashore.

Who was the first pirate?

Noah, the builder of the Arrrrk. Steve: I know a pirate with a wooden leg called Joe.

Pete: Really? I wonder what he called his hook. What’s the difference between a pirate and a strawberry farmer?

The pirate buries his treasure, the farmer treasures his berries.

How do you greet a Spanish pirate guy with a rubber toe?

Hola Ruberto! Why did the pirate cross the road?

To reach the second hand shop.

What is pirates’ favorite choice of music?

aRR n’ B

Why are pirates bad at cards?

It’s kind of hard to play when you’re sitting on the deck.

How does a pirate get to the top of the building?

By elevataaaaarrrrrr!!!!! Pirate pick up lines:

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  • Do you mind if I drop anchor in your lagoon?

  • Care to do some booty plundering with me?

  • Surrender your booty!

    What kind of a ship is most feared by pirates?

    The Steady Relationship.

    How does a pirate declutter his ship?

    By having a yarrrrd sale.

    Why don’t you usually see a pirate that is a smoker?

    Because they use the patch. A pirate has stopped his pirating and mended his ways, but his parrot was just too bad, constantly swearing and refusing to behave.

Finally the ex-pirate had enough of it.

When the parrot started swearing again, he stuck it in the freezer for five minutes.

When he fished it out again, the bird was very humble and said: “I promise I’ll be good now, John, no swearing! Just a question – what on Earth did the turkey do?”

Why don’t pirate marriages last much?

Because of all the arrrrguments.

Wooden pegs and hooks are really expensive these days.

They cost an arm and a leg. What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

P. because it would be an R, but it’s missing a leg.

How can you tell a pirate has fallen for modern technology?

It’s the iPatch that gives it away.

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Because they have very good arrrrguments.

Why is it so hard for pirates to learn to read?

Because they spend months and months at C.

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Is anyone interested in leaks about Echo Combat?

PM me if you are. Ill awnser all questions I can tommorow.


Monday, April 16, 2018

A Saint row Row game set in the agents of mayhem world going to be announced at e3

Hello, I formally worked in marketing for a number of game publisher over the past seven years. Normally I am obligated not to discuss projects, I was recently let go from my job. This is not all bad news however as I have accepted an marketing teaching job in Texas. So I am no longer obligated to remain tight lipped about the project I was working with as I am. So keep your eyes peeled for an upcoming saint row like game presentation with trailer as a special game for the fan of agents of mayhem and saints row series from deep sliver is sure to cause headlines.

enough about me

i'll starts

the presentation will reveal the main character being a custom character like in the saints row games and return to the gang like structure the saints row games had. also reveal some characters from saint row that were agents are playable. the only characters that playable are gat and safeword. and the game will have actually have real story mode dlc and will 30+ weapons ( not including dlc)


Sunday, March 25, 2018

God of War PS4 - Bifrost Gameplay!!!

**This has been sending around and leaked for a while now, my best chance to keep it alive was uploading it on Pornhub (i know, how very no mans sky). I have the Pornhub link but also a Mediafire link that will probably get taken down soon, also accompanied by a virustotal link.**

Pornhub NSFW OFCOURSE!!

Mediafire with the VirusTotal link.


Saturday, March 3, 2018

Huge Square Enix Switch Exclusive Crossover Title

Hello, I formally worked as a translator for a number of game developers over the past seven years. Normally I am obligated not to discuss projects I am working on but, I was recently let go from my job. This is not all bad news however as I have accepted an English teaching job in Japan. So I am no longer obligated to remain tight lipped about the project I was working on as I am moving on from the translation business. So keep your eyes peeled for an upcoming Nintendo presentation as a special exclusive game from Square Enix is sure to cause headlines.

Project Fantasy Cross Smash (not sure what the actual game will be but that is all I've known it as)

Keep in mind I have not seen any gameplay as I am only translating text but, normally when I am given this much dialog to translate you can expect a reveal within the next couple of months. I was let go about two weeks ago and I wrapped up my translation of the project about a week prior. Keep in mind this was not a complete game translation as the transcripts I would receive are often just for game demos or trailers.

So let me say from my understanding this is going to be a crossover fighting game developed by Nintendo and Bandai Namco that will feature the game mechanics of the Super Smash Brothers series but, it will only feature worlds and characters from the game library of Square Enix. I happen to be a fan of Nintendo games so this was a pretty exciting project to get to be involved with.

Now some characters don't actually have any dialog such as Chocobo and Moogle. These characters mostly have grunts or noises to translate. Due to how some of the other characters have dialog with these characters I am almost certain there is a playable Chocobo but, not sure about the Moogle. There could potentially be multiple Chocobos and Moogles I didn't have enough context to go on to truly know.

Characters that I know for certain are playable due to their dialog are Cloud(FF7), Randi (Secret of Mana), Setsuna (I am Setsuna), Neku (The World Ends with You), Agnes (Bravely Default), Olberic (Octopath Traveler) Noctis (FF15), Terra (FF6), and Sora (Kingdom Hearts)

Other characters that came up in dialog were Bub and Bob, Crono, Hero, and Slime. Not sure if these guys are playable, in the game, or just mentioned. From the dialog I transcribed it appears there is some sort of a story mode. I am not sure how deep any of this goes or how far along this game even is but, normally when I was given an assignment the game had been in development for about half a year to a year. Can't say for sure as it is always different. So I just wanted to leave that little nugget of information for you guys.


Monday, February 12, 2018

Leak-ish/speculation: The Avengers Project is Not Multiplayer/GaaS focused; Single player and narrative focus

Posting to this subreddit because why not.

A few months back, media outlets reported that Crystal Dynamics' Avengers game would be multiplayer focused/some type of Destiny clone. I have solid proof that that's not the case.

The recruiter for Crystal Dynamics posted this on LinkedIn a while back: https://image.ibb.co/dEoctk/IMG_1557.jpg Notice the Senior Producer job specifically joined with the single player campaign note in brackets, as well as 'writing focused' part next to the narrative designer/game writer job.

Also, he posted this:
https://image.ibb.co/i0uH8a/IMG_1558.jpg Recent job posting for a producer reaffirms this:
https://image.ibb.co/er25OR/Avengers_Single_Player_Focused_3.png
https://app.jobvite.com/Jobvite/Job.aspx?b=nAVcqywa&o=34&j=ozep6fw2

Also some stuff from the Associate Cinematic Animator job that turns the phrase "highly narrative":
https://ibb.co/fnPOzm

One thing that I know people were using as an indication was this excerpt from the teaser description;

Featuring a completely original story, it will introduce a universe gamers can play in for years to come.

Very distinct emphasis on story. It's important to remember that neither Crystal Dynamics or Eidos Montreal specialises in anything but single player adventure games of some sort.

Both studios are hiring for Network Engineers, and there's one job available at CD for Level Design for online functionality, but it's not enough for a shift to Games-as-"Services". As for the 'universe for years to come' thing, a lot of people and publications forget that this is a multi-game, multi-year deal. Avengers is just the beginning. That universe they're referencing is likely the Marvel Games Universe (MGU). The games version of their Cinematic Universe. I thought it was kind of obvious to be honest.

“By partnering with Crystal Dynamics and Eidos-Montrรฉal, we are now working with two of the industry’s most talented and respected game development studios to bring Marvel stories to life in ways our fans have never experienced,“ said Jay Ong, Senior Vice President, Games & Innovation, Marvel Entertainment. “The Avengers project is a perfect example of how Marvel is making games a key part of the landscape for Marvel storytelling, alongside comics, television and film. We can only do this by matching our greatest Super Heroes with the world’s top developers, such as the creative minds at Square Enix.”

https://na.square-enix.com/us/blog/marvel-entertainment-square-enix-announce-avengers-project

Yosuke Matsuda has indicated the game is playable, which isn't surprising considering they've been working on it since late 2015. I expect to see it latest at E3 next year, and a release date of May-June 2019, close enough to Avengers 4.

Also the newest update about the recent hires again puts an emphasis on story, particularly from former Naught Dog Creative director Shaun Escayg:

“I’m thrilled to join Crystal as Creative Director and be aligned with a team as passionate about telling great character based stories as I am.”

https://news.marvel.com/games/83918/crystal-dynamics-assembles-top-tier-talent-avengers-project/

I'm sure there will be co-op (not so much for PVP though), but multiplayer/online functionality clearly isn't the focus here.

Yes, I know Eidos Montreal has said that they're adding more emphasis on multiplayer stuff (probably for their Guardians game), but both the studio head and Square Enix has reaffirmed their dedication to single player stuff.

Eidos Montreal & David Anfossi:
https://twitter.com/EidosMontreal/status/943155913078267904
https://twitter.com/DavidAnfossi/status/941813954233360384
https://twitter.com/DavidAnfossi/status/942965143968845824
https://ibb.co/eZPn2G

Square Enix &Yosuke Matsuda:
http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/15/square-enix-president-ceo-yosuke-matsuda-interview-better-leader-follower-7229024/

CEO Yosuke Matsuda: We will definitely be making more single-player games, don’t worry about that! We will definitely be making more single-player games, definitely. I think the environment now, that we have, there’s even more platforms, there’s even more opportunities to get single-player games out to people. So, for example, mobile phone games, we’re not just making free-to-play games for that, we’re making proper single-player games, re-releases of old titles, new titles as well. So mobile phones don’t just have to be about that kind of thing. The Switch is another great platform to come out for single-player games, so we’ve got a lot of opportunities and we really do want to continue making single-player games!


Friday, February 9, 2018

Mario Party 11 rumored to be developed by ND Cube, to be released in Q2 2019 for the Switch and will have no cars

Honestly don't know about this journalist's track record but he was one of the people to say that this year's COD will be Black Ops 4 and that was confirmed by Eurogamer except for the Switch part of the scoop.

ND Cube:

ND Cube are developing Mario Party 11 for the Nintendo Switch and is scheduled for release in 2019. https://twitter.com/Marcus_Sellars/status/959768405007093760

Q2 2019: https://twitter.com/Marcus_Sellars/status/962102111201787905

No cars:

Also there's no cars in this one. https://twitter.com/Marcus_Sellars/status/962106975495639041